I am too good to be true

the title says it all.

HELLO PEOPLE. I am bored. I am bored to the extent that the word 'bored' lost its significance in my dictionary. Wait, meaning to say my boredom is of no existence.... MEANING TO SAY I AM NO LONGER BORED. wtf I owned myself.

I'VE GOT SOMETHING SO RANDOM TO SHARE THAT YOU'LL JUST DIE EITHER LAUGHING OR LAUGHING.

It was my very first time coming across the abbreviation: "FTW" I didn't have the guts to ask anyone what it actually stood for cus that 'anyone' would just respond with an instant palm to face and I'll just die of embarrassment. I racked my awesome (not so awesome in this case) brain and figured out that it's actually "WTF" backwards so it most probably meant the opposite of "WTF". RIGHT? SO IT IS MOST PROBABLY AN EXCLAMATION YOU USE TO EXPRESS THE AFTERMATH (you feeling awesome about yourself) OF ACHEIVING SOMETHING. RIGHT?

BUT NOOOOO. My awesome brain failed me. Actually... i was THIS close... 'FOR THE WIN' is almost similar to what I've presumed what. :( Eh come on.

I HAD NO IDEA WHAT WAS "FML" TOO. I thought it was the new name for "FHM".... wtf.

OH TO ADD ON THE MISERY. I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT WAS "IMO" TILL I ASKED TRAVIS MCSHIT (that's Zul Fattah for you)

Okay other than humiliating myself, I've got nothing more to blog about. Lol whoa am I pathetic :O

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Lily: Maybe it is a false alarm. Maybe she is not pregnant.
Barney: Lily, no part of Barney Stinson does anything less than a 110%. If one of my little Michael Phelps has got loose, he is swimming for a gold.

WTF HAHAHAHA SERIOUSLY.

HELLO BLOPLE! (since 'people' are specified 'tweeple' in Twitter, I shall be creative and establish that very word in salmon pink)

O.O Don't be slow. BLOPLE. BLOG.... PEOPLE... BLOGPLE. I bet you didn't get it the first time. Whatev, I cannot condemn you for that. LOL too harsh of a word. I cannot blame you for that. It's just the fact that my mind performs at a faster rate than the average human being's. Notice I didn't judge you slow. I'm just faster. Kay, enough of the self praise. MOVING ON.

In my whole entire life, the one combo. that really sucks is this: songs that exudes this depressed aura whatever (really dejected lyrics) + me daydreaming = MAJOR TEAR-JERKER.
It doesn't matter where or when. I'd just start tearing...
A few examples:

1. On a bus ride, sitting in the corner with sad music pouring in my ears... Looks out the glass window (with bloody oil patches or whatev you wanna call that)... Stares into space... Render myself active again... Takes the ever so depressing lyrics in... Letting my thoughts run wild... and there you have it, tears.

2. Waiting for a friend who happens to be late... Crosses my arms hoping he/she/it comes as soon as possible. Takes in sad music. Tada. Tears.

(Involuntary actions) tsk

And many other random situations you can think of. You name it.

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OKAY THAT ASIDE. I CANNOT WAIT FOR FRIDAY! It's gonna be so awesome ;) Miss you guys so much. Not forgetting, my juniors. :) This deserves a huge smiley.

Oh. Another thing to anticipate!!! I can't wait to date my slave (it's not what it sounds like, just a nickname =.=) and he cannot wait either. It's been forever since I last saw him. This deserves a huger (laff owt lowt) smiley.

okay kinda creepy somehow.... o.o


The balm of adorable toddlers in scary (the smiley HAHA) times :D

who am I?

Wendy's in Singapore

honey on your lips

I need to burn. Hardcore.

Here. Irony just slapped me:

I had this for dinner... and I had Japanese for lunch (what more, I overate), mind you.

I don't know about you but I'm loving my nails. Neon green FTW! Bah, can't believe I just used that acronym... it's addictive after a while. Sorry for such an unclear photo btw... I set the picture quality to 'superfine' by accident and now the pixels look aberrantly oversized.

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Oh, recently I've been contemplating on whether to get bleach streaks with turquoise as highlights... Rad, huh.

Family response:

Mike: "eh you better go to David Gan if you wanna do that. Some hairdressers just don't get it and you'd regret after."

Nerissa: "Eh if you wanna bleach your entire head (every strand to the root) then you'd have to get a pixie cut (dad agrees) cus it'd look so much nicer.. but if you mainly want streaks of it then long hair's good (what I exactly wanted)"

Theophila: "whoa. mental. :D"

I posted this idea on Facebook and most of you guys are supportive... Aww... My heart melted like ice cream carelessly dropped on a hot pavement by an adorable toddler in summer :)


Ciao for now, awesome people! x

SP student's talkin'

I am blogging because Tammy touched me. (NOT LITERALLY)

Jolene says:
*theodora
*im bored
*update ur blog
*ur blog is nice to read

How can you not be touched by such expressive and kind words?

Anyway, let me update on my awesome life a bit.

Singapore Poly.'s my second home from now on! (sounds corny but I like corn so shut up) I've been posted S Nintaey Five (!!!) and I can only thank one person. God <3

Oh! I have developed a love so strong just recently... A love for... GLEE!


Words cannot describe. (okay maybe I'm just lazy but whatev) BUT IT'S REALLY AN AWESOME SHOW. Bottom line: Believing in yourself, inspiration, SINGING. Okay that's a whole lota lines. Anyhoo, to those guys who do not own an awesome MioTV it's showing on Star World every Wednesday 9P.M. Instead of just thanking me, you'd have to forgive me too. Why? You have already missed episode 1 which is prettaey important. Tsk tsk, Theodora. You should have blogged earlier.

Some of you may have already watched ALL seasons online. Sucks to be you. You'd only find it awesome if you were to watch it with me.

HERE'S A SMUG FACE TO YOU: (no I didn't take it particularly for the reason above... it was just an expression I did randomly and thought it was suitable)

REMEMBER TO WATCH YOUR GLEE PEOPLE, IT MAKES YOU, WELLL... GLEE WITH EXCITEMENT! (ok! I so do not sound Theodora like! Look what Glee turned me into! okay! I gotta stop the exclaimation marks!)


Btw, I took the test on Facebook and I'm Will (the one in that blue sweater) (he's the main lead, nudge nudge) Just thought I should mention it here. ;)

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MY LOVE FOR TOM FELTON COMMENCES FROM THIS VERY MOMENT.

Well, I was kinda obsessed with him during my younger days but stopped when I was 15. No one ever looked so good in bleached hair... ;) Unfortunately, he's Jolene Chua's. Whatev. I know her heart's as big as the Pacific Ocean > extremely magnanimous. So it's obvious she's sharing this bad boy with me.


Hot boys aside... Random thoughts.

1. I think Wendy (Xia Xue) (whatev, I know you read her blog too, don't go all judgemental on me.) looks kinda cute in freckles.
2. Okay, maybe I'll not abandon the topic on hot guys just yet cus I think Mike from Numbnuts spells hot all ova :)
3. Tila Tequila is obviously nuts? Don't like her. At all. But who cares... :( She's loving life in Whore-lee-wood while I'm here in Singapore.
4. Jolene and I are such losers that we have awesomdary (not) nicknames for each other...
   
5. I'm starting to like yogurt... AND FATBUGER, PLEASE COME TO SINGAPORE. I LOVE YOUR ONION RINGS.
6. Wendy's is coming to Singapore!!!! Yay, another fast food outlet to pig out.
   
7. Can't wait to see my sidekicks tomorrow! Love them.
8. I love myself.
   
9. Tamersa Lau is scaring the hell outta me. Geraldine, help.
10. I like even numbers better than odd ones so.... yeah.
    

Eddy The Dumb Shit just went, "yo bitch! how's life. hahaha" in MSN... I shall go entertain him now though I'm not really in the mood to do so.

Bye awesome ones.

Flavor my favorite graham crackers with Jon Benet Rams

Staying in this Saturday...

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I'm done with editing my template. I'm happy with it. So much for 'not gonna happen'... ;)

Oh, lemme give credit to someone here. Dan introduced to me this real awesomdary function where you can convert MP3 to MP4 and it's F.O.C. Thanks Dan! :)

Say hi to Theodora in her PJS with her screwed hair & her tiny mole

And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing, so baby don't feel no pain
Just smile back...

When I'm gone - Eminem